This post could also be titled: Don’t do yoga before you ride…
It was also a week of boxes and shipments and we all love boxes, especially when they don’t cost anything! And even when they do…
First box? New helmet ordered on IHAD! I ordered the Trauma void and then spent hours debating whether it fit (I had tried one on a few weeks ago so I knew the size was right). I also realized that my old One K helmet did NOT fit (plus was giving me headaches again–the last thing I need). Thanks Michele for laughing at me and thank you to Amanda @ 900 Facebook Pony for helmet fit advice from pictures and random text messages! I’m still not sure I love the look, but it’s comfortable and it definitely fits. I’ll do a full review one of these days!
Next box? ~$300 worth of Kensington fly stuff! I won an Instagram drawing a few weeks ago and now am the proud owners of lots of fly garb. All my guys already have fly sheets (Batty and Jiminy JUST got new sheets this year) but Subi’s is on his 4th summer so he was the recipient of the prize package. Fly sheet, fly mask, fly boot, tail cover (not really sure about this one), and a matching lead rope. At some point I might splurge and get a matching neck cover, but, as I don’t use the neck cover on Subi too much, he may just use his current next cover on with this sheet… Who cares about matching… I’ll dress him up this weekend and take a picture. The mask MAY be too big as he usually wears a cob mask and the smaller size was listed as arab (on the package it’s listed as cob/arab) so we’ll see. It’s a new style so very few reviews. Regardless, it’s still nice to win stuff!
Now, lesson time! Thanks to a weird kumbaya day at work, I ended up doing a lot of yoga instead of working (less the 90 minute intensive research class I had to teach while the rest of my colleagues were running around playing video games and painting rocks). I love yoga, but it’s been a while. As a result, I felt it when I hopped on Ranger last night. Flat work was fine. Did a lot of extending and collecting at the canter.
Over fences, we started out working on an extending/collecting exercise over the center line (maybe 1ft fences). First time in, 10 strides, next length in for the 9, then collecting for the 10, then back to the 9, then 10, then 11, then 8. One time I overrode for an 8 instead of the 9, but ultimately, you get the idea. The fences weren’t the issue, the stride length was.
Next we took it to the inside single around to the inside line. Goal was to do the inside line first in a holding 7 then a going 6. The single was fine, the holding 7 was fine, reapproaching the single was fine, the 6, less so. I failed to keep my right leg on him as my leg was starting to die by this point and because of a lack of a straight line, we ended up with a 7 vs 6. So continuing around, we landed from the single, moved UP, stayed straight, and got the 6. Easy, no issue (this time).
After this we did the other inside single (oxer) around to the outside line (4 strides) back to the inside line in the 6. This was, er, less successful. As we turned to the oxer, Ranger had a moment of GALLOP in his mind (he caught his eye on the outside line vs the oxer) and I had to collect). Despite that, the oxer wasn’t terrible). But, we landed and didn’t exactly regroup and sort of flew to the line and while I collected as necessary, I failed to ADD LEG at the base and we chipped before thankfully finishing the line semi successfully. The inside line was OK.
On the reapproach, I stayed out longer before the turn to the oxer and there was no attempt the gallop as Ranger did NOT get his eye on the wrong jump as my turn was better and direction was clear. The turn to the outside line was again so much better. BUT, where I completely failed was the inside line… OMG. I landed from the in and just lost it. We did the line in a 7 and it was ugly. So, I was to go to the other inside single and go back around to the inside line. Except… I completely FAILED at that. (legs DEAD and no heel and shaking legs re: yoga coming in to play)
Let me just mention this. It deserves its own line.
Ranger is a SAINT.
Ranger SAVED MY BUTT.
I have no idea how WHY we got over the jump OR how I stayed on.
First he thought we were jumping the brick box NEXT to the single then realized I was likely thinking single and said, “Idiot, I’ll jump that, hang on fool.” And jumped from the base of the fence about a foot higher than the jump so that he cleared it. I landed in a HEAP on his neck. But managed to stay on as he cantered around the corner and decided he’d throw in a front change just because… (I’ll while I’m promising him so many cookies and peppermints to make up for my mistakes).
Needless to say, we restarted and I regrouped and got my leg under me and we jumped both of the damn jumps/lines. They weren’t perfect, but I believe at that point, as it didn’t look like I was going to die, my trainer decided that was a close to perfect as things were going to be. I made promises never to do yoga before I rode ever again and off Ranger and I went for a walk (where he proceeded to spook at a horse running and bucking and almost unseating me AGAIN–thankfully I had decided to put my feet back in my stirrups as there was NO strength left in my legs to hold on to his side jump and spin).
My new helmet ALMOST got a crash test.
Ranger got an INSANE number of peppermints and cookies.
one of my barn mates just got the trauma void and really likes it! i think it’s just one of those helmets (maybe kinda like the COs?) where it’s a bit of a yes/no fit for some ppl. looks good on you tho!
It’s definitely an interesting helmet that doesn’t fit everyone but I do like it (and it showed me just how badly my OneK fit). It’s a little bulky and a bit heavier but I think I like it!
I like the Trauma Void on you! I think it looks good! Yeah I can’t ride (lesson) and gym on the same day lol. My legs are jelly too. I’m glad that it was still a good lesson tho!
Thanks! But yeah. No more riding and yoga on the same day… Ranger probably WILL dump me.
lol i think you should have left the tag on it 🙂 I like seeing the word brain on your helmet 🙂 HA Glad Ranger saved your ass again and then promptly almost dumped you on the hack afterwards (ALMOST is the key word) how pissed would you have been if he had dumped you in your new helmet 🙂 HA!
i cant believe how fall like that light is looking…omg…it’s coming!
You would… But yeah, I can imagine that conversation… “I fell off.” “What were you doing?” “Walking.” I don’t think I’d have heard the end of that one…
I think the “spook” was payment for my bad riding at the end of the lesson…
Helmet looks great! And it’s okay – mine bucked when I asked him to trot this AM and I landed in a heap on his neck. Talent yo.
That fly stuff is a wonderful prize! I am jealous! And the helmet looks great.